"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. more Inspirational quotes"
"I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. more Inspirational quotes"
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. more Inspirational quotes"
"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. more Inspirational quotes"
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature. more Inspirational quotes"
"Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority. more Inspirational quotes"
"Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immed more Inspirational quotes"
